Alright folks we have a yellow lab on the loose. Zoey is 100 pounds and is missing party of her left ear. She’s been on the run since 9am.
So what I’m going to need from everyone in the St. Barnabas Church neighborhood in Portsmouth is to drop everything you’re doing at this exact moment and hit the streets looking.
Our fugitive has been on the run for five hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of twenty miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 30 miles miles.
Your fugitive’s name is Zoey. Go get her!
Please call Lee Merrill at 401-575-3073 if you see her!!!
And GOOO!!!!
