PETA Wants MLB To Rename ‘Bullpen’ To ‘Arm Barn’ Because It’s Insensitive To Cows

As the World Series turns into a pitching duel, PETA is pitching a proposal to the baseball world: Strike out the word “bullpen,” which references the holding area where terrified bulls are kept before slaughter, in favor of a more modern, animal-friendly term. PETA’s suggestion? The arm barn!

“Words matter, and baseball ‘bullpens’ devalue talented players and mock the misery of sensitive animals,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “PETA encourages Major League Baseball coaches, announcers, players, and fans to changeup their language and embrace the ‘arm barn’ instead.”

Congratulations folks, the world is now free of any serious problems! It has to be or why else would PETA be bothering with such trifling nonsense?

 


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