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If you don’t want a texting hat then we don’t even want to know you!

Introducing the Texting Hat, the latest in multitasking fashionable wear. Bringing eye contact back into the 21st Century.

Seriously, I need one of these and I need it yesterday.

Just think of how many conversations and situations you could actually sit through while pretending you gave a sh!t.

Boring date? √
Church on Sunday? √
Quality time with the family? √
Meeting with HR? √
Your kid’s dance recital? √
Dinner with the in-laws? √√√

My goodness, The possibilities are limitless!!!

Wondering how to make this life changing invention?

Texting Hat

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Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop is a media publisher and journalist and the founder and editor of Newport Buzz, the leading news platform covering Newport, Rhode Island. He is also the creator of Palm Beach Buzz, expanding the same community-focused journalism model to South Florida. A fifth-generation Newporter, Winthrop previously worked in national politics and later as an entertainment producer in New York City before returning home to launch Newport Buzz in 2011.
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