UPDATE: The reward for the safe return of CoCo is now $5000!!!
Original post:
Alright folks we have a missing Frenchie in the Cliff Walk/Narragansett Avenue area
Our fugitive has been on the run for 20 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of um…carry the two, uhh, fuck, a shit ton! 80 miles.
What I need out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up every 20 miles.
Your fugitive’s name is Coco and she is very friendly.
Please call 888-269-0666 if you spot her.
And GO!!!!