HomeThe BuzzApparent fan of safe sex steals $338 worth of condoms!

Apparent fan of safe sex steals $338 worth of condoms!

This slippery dude seems to be in quite the sticky situation!

Police are asking for the public’s help in identifying this prophylactic pirate who stole $338 of condoms from a CVS on Newport Avenue in Pawtucket. If anyone can identify this crafty condom cowboy please contact Pawtucket detective Raymond Doran at rdoran@pawtucketpolice.com or you can call him direct at 401-727-9100 ext ext 742.

By the way. How many condoms can you buy for $338 dollars? I’m no expert but I’d have to image that a mere mortal couldn’t blow through use that many in an entire lifetime.

All this dude needs to do is show this video to any jury and he’ll get off go free in a second!

PS – $10 this is just a huge ruse and the dude just wants everyone to know that he gets laid! I wonder if they’ll let him bring the condoms to prison with him…

Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop is a media publisher and journalist and the founder and editor of Newport Buzz, the leading news platform covering Newport, Rhode Island. He is also the creator of Palm Beach Buzz, expanding the same community-focused journalism model to South Florida. A fifth-generation Newporter, Winthrop previously worked in national politics and later as an entertainment producer in New York City before returning home to launch Newport Buzz in 2011.
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