REWARD – Alright folks we have a missing pup on the loose in Newport last seen on Thurston Avenue near Newport Grand.
DO NOT CHASE. His name is Griffin. He has been missing since Saturday. He’s an adult yellow lab with white. So what I’m going to need from everyone in Newport is to drop everything you’re doing at this exact moment and hit the streets looking!
Our fugitive has been on the run for 72 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius umm, a lot! (not good). What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up every 30 miles miles.
Your fugitive’s name is Griffin. Go get him!
Please call (401) 662.1762 when spotted or found. DO NOT CHASE!
And GOOO!!!!