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Newport Buzz Emergency Broadcasting System: We have a missing cat in the Mann Avenue/Kay Street area

Christian Winthrop
By Christian Winthrop
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Alright folks we have a 14 year-old missing cat in Mann Avenue/Kay Street area.

Our fugitive has been on the run for 72 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of…um…ah….grr…a lot. What I need out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up every 20 miles.

Your fugitive’s name is Oliver.

Please call (401) 207-3970 if you spot him.

And GO!!!!

* update. Oliver has been spotted in the Old Beach Road area.

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Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop is a media publisher and journalist and the founder and editor of Newport Buzz, the leading news platform covering Newport, Rhode Island. He is also the creator of Palm Beach Buzz, expanding the same community-focused journalism model to South Florida. A fifth-generation Newporter, Winthrop previously worked in national politics and later as an entertainment producer in New York City before returning home to launch Newport Buzz in 2011.
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