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Newport Buzz Emergency Broadcasting System: We have a missing kitty on the loose in downtown Newport!

Alright folks we have a missing Bengal Cat near West Street and Perry Street in downtown Newport.

Our fugitive has been on the run for 48 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of…ugh, a shit ton! What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, boathouse, gatehouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up every 30 miles.

Your fugitive’s name is King.

Please call (443) 676-6710 when spotted or found.

And GOOO!!!!

Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop
Christian Winthrop is a media publisher and journalist and the founder and editor of Newport Buzz, the leading news platform covering Newport, Rhode Island. He is also the creator of Palm Beach Buzz, expanding the same community-focused journalism model to South Florida. A fifth-generation Newporter, Winthrop previously worked in national politics and later as an entertainment producer in New York City before returning home to launch Newport Buzz in 2011.
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